- English: I love you
- German: Ich liebe dich.
- Portuguese: Eu amo-te
- Brazilian: Eu te amo
- Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
- Harry Potter: Always
- Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
- Dean: Don't ever change.
- Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
- Hungarian: Szeretlek
- Persian: Doostet daram
- Czech: Miluju tě
- Turkish: Seni seviyorum
- Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
- Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
- Italian: Ti amo~
- Spanish: Te amo.
- Loki: You have heart.
- Augustus Waters: Okay?
- Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
- Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
- Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
- Peeta: I don't want to forget
- Katniss: Real
- Sherlock: You're an idiot.
- John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
- Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
- The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
- Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
- Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
- Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
- Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
- Star Wars: I know
- Law & Order Special Victims Unit: I'd Give You a Kidney
- Caroline Forbes: I'm afraid of you
- Klaus Mikaelson: He's your first love. I intend to be your last.
- Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
- Sam Winchester: Jerk
- Dean Winchester: Bitch
- Cas: We share a profound bond
- Captain Hook: You are my bean.
- Emma Swan: Go eat your jello.
- Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
- Tony Stark: Give yourself 12% of the credit
- Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
- Loki: Sentiment
- Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
- Odin: HUARGH
- Coulson: I watched you while you slept
- Sherlock: Sherlock is actually a girl's name.
- Link: Hyah
- Dan Howell: No homo.
- Tyler Oakley: You're an idiot
- Latin: Amo tu!
- Terezi: YOU SM3LL D3L1C1OUS! >:]
- Karkat: ...
- Supernatural: I need you
- Also Supernatural: I'm proud of us
- Deadpool: CHIMICHANGAS
- Groot: I am Groot.
- Also Groot: WE are Groot.
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
I literally love her so much.
I was complaining to my mom about taking my sister to the mall, and I was about to say “I’ll take it like a man,” but I caught myself halfway through, and thought that’s sexist! so i ended up with “I’ll take it like a true warrior!” which is really 6000x better.
no one talks about kid loki anymore
and i don’t mean this faux teen loki that’s in comics right now
i mean kid loki. our son.
our cute child who deserved so much
this teeny tiny lad who made bad jokes and posted photography online
and also had a stupidly tiny cloak
and was thor’s unrivaled and unparalleled biggest fan
YOU WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN MY SON
You’re gonna make me cry ;(
You guys. My sister’s English teacher is Chris Evens’s sister. Chris Evans’s sister works as an English teacher for young kids who can’t survive the public school system. A family of heroes.
Chris Evan’s sister is my cousin’s teacher. Only three step of separation now… *america intensifies*