- me before winter soldier: winter soldier is gonna fuck me up
- me after winter soldier: winter soldier fucked me up
Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
"jace it is just a rubber duck"
"katniss put the squirrel down"
"percy get over here you hyperactive little turd"
"augustus stop you are giving mommy feels"
"loki, you’re adopted"
"FRODO, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MOMMY’S WEDDING RING?!!"